(Ding-dong)
Guy on Front Porch: Hi! I'm selling house alarm systems.
Me: Goodbye.
(Next day) (Ding-dong)
New Guy on Front Porch: Hi! I'm selling magic cleaner spray.
Me: Goodbye.
(Next day) (Ding-dong)
Kid on Front Porch: Hi! I'm selling overpriced wrapping paper so the PTA can continue to promote it's agenda all under the guise of "education for kids!"
Me: Goodbye.
(Next day) (Ding-dong)
Woman with son: (in broken English) You like buy tamale? Twelve for ten dollar? They hot. Six chicken. Six pork.
Me: Mmmmm....tamales. Let me grab some money.
(Later that evening)
Me: I love tamales.
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